Chambing at the bit

 We are headed today to the Chambal safari lodge-an eco lodging, always cause for concern. Our driver Mr Singh keeps us in the state of heightened anxiety as we dodge children, bikes,trucks, cows etc; he like to speak using both hands to illustrate a point, not leaving many hands to steer the car.

After lunch we are taken by our guide, Mr Bachchu on a cruise on the river. Mr Bachchu has a superpower, which is identifying birds, even when blindfolded and with wax in his ears! He holds the record for the greatest number of different birds spotted in the Agra area!

On the boat we see plenty of birds, crocodiles and garrials, which are a type of fucked up crocodile(pescatarians)






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